OH SHIT PROMO POST IN THE REAL???

[Image ID: A blurry skeleton with glowing red eyes rocking back & forth rapidly in a rocking chair. There’s a dull orange bar underneath the skeleton with text saying “RATTLED” in all caps. To the right of the skeleton is a glass of milk with text saying “BONE SAUCE” in all caps over a sky blue background. /END ID]

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hihi!!! i’m neo, your local gamer & plushie enthusiast!! i think this is supposed to be a promo post idk i’ve never really made one of these tbh.

i am super cool i like epic things & i bounce back & forth between hyperfixations like a ping pong ball so who knows what i’ll be posting about on a day to day basis.

follow if you want to see the absolute chaos that is me & my everchanging special interests

ok that’s all for now byeee!

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[Image ID: A gif of Emu Otori from the mobile game “Hatsune Miku: COLORFUL STAGE!”. She is waving her arms excitedly before a shitty stock explosion fills up the screen. /END ID]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

*gets decapitated* Okay, so this is why I actually consider this a complete win:🧵(1/37)

To everyone tagging this as dirk strider: i'm actually about to open fire

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love

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after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes